b4tmatt: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
Once you hate someone, everything they do is...
fuckyeahlaughters: lolsofunny: “Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!” CLICK HERE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!! Get the Best Medicine here :)
Hearing at the Thanksgiving dinner table...
youknowyouareaveganwhen: Family Member: veganism, that’s funny, we all know that humans are naturally designed to eat meat… Me:
Having to smell Turkey all day long.
Only Best Friends...
GREET YOU LIKE: WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE: DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE: DANCE WITH YOU LIKE: CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE: EAT WITH YOU LIKE: SING WITH YOU LIKE: BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE: AND BE SOMEWHAT LOVING LIKE: Explains me and my bestfriend perfectly..<3
Me tomorrow during Thanksgiving dinner
When I'm around kids younger then me, i act like... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me around kids: me around people my age: This is a cool blog to follow
So we were watching Goblet of Fire tonight
theatomicboom: and it was at this part: and we were laughing at it until my mom said “This is the only time Fred and George got to see each other old.”